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SA: Kissing Spree

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... or in which Hilary kisses 20 other crack children

„You cannot do it.“ – Lily smiled, showing off her fangs more fully than Hilary himself ever did. Nina only nodded, seemingly not amused by the situation, but her siblings knew better.

“Of course I can. Some of us are not as incompetent as you are, Lily.” – the redheaded vampire retorted, feigning carelessness, but, to girls, it was painfully obvious that he is faking.

“Alright, then. Have twenty people by Friday and I’ll believe you.” – the older girl shrugged, locks of brown hair falling over her shoulders.

“Twenty?” – he asked, attempting his best not to sound surprised (or, worse, like he couldn’t do it) – “Alright, then. Twenty in next five days. Sure.”

Monday

1.

It was class of—he doesn’t even know what. His best assumption would be Psychology and since, being a boy, he had some privileges. Like not having to do anything except for mandatory assignment, as long as he did not talk in the class. He was sitting at the very back and his deskmate was not even paying attention to him – Scanlon Love was perfectly content thinking of whatever. Hilary suspected that ‘whatever’ was Tobiah—Oh.

Tugging Scanlon to himself, he pressed their lips together gingerly – no pun intended – because the other pulled away momentarily.

If only looks could kill.

2.

“Thanks though – I really needed these notes.” – he said for who knows what time, being a perfect gentleman (his fathers tended to pay a lot attention to that), but Ahana Thornton just sighed and let out something about him quitting to be a bother and pay attention in the class.

He doesn’t really know where it came from, but he leaned down – he was incredibly tall, mind you – and kissed the girl. And then fled before she could react.

3.

News travel fast. Or rather, Scanlon travels fast. He was pretty sure both were correct, but he didn’t really think much of it. He had other things in front of himself. Like Tobiah Nero, for example.

“You better find a plausible reason for your antics, Sinclair.” – the blonde spoke and Hilary could only shrug.

“It was a dare.” – he said, throwing a candy into his mouth and offering one to Tobiah. Normally cheerful Head Boy tended to get extremely possessive.

“A dare? To kiss my boyfriend?” – Hilary is getting tired of this already, and he really doesn’t want to fight with Tobiah. Naturally, you make love not war, so he kissed and fled once more.

4.

“I hope you have a good reason for dragging me out right now, you know.” – Cenobia Cross almost growled at him, her long hair looking worse than it did during the day.

“You have that goddamn book I have test tomorrow first thing in the morning.” – he hisses and she rolls her eyes.

“Should’ve thought about it earlier. But there, anyway. Return it to me after the test.” – she says and is about to leave, but the idea struck him – if he needed twenty people and had five days...

He turned the girl around and kissed her, even though he needed to avoid being beaten afterwards. Needless to say, the Head Boy heard the commotion immediately.

Tuesday

5.

He doesn’t kiss Uriel – of course he doesn’t. Uriel isn’t that type of person, he knows, and is likely not to kiss anybody until he gets married, which is worse than both of his parents combined.

Gabriel, though, he makes up for everything his twin brother does not give in to, so he has kissed Gabriel, more than once, just for the sake of it. And the other boy smiled knowingly, afterwards, but says he will not say anything to anybody.

And Hilary hopes he does, because Gabriel Bauman is his person number five.

6.

Another set of twins, but Hilary supposes he can count them in as one person. He isn’t sure who he kissed on lips, Cain or Abel, but he knows he gave a peck to other. That one ducked, so he suspected it being Cain who was, by some surprise, a little angel. Or, well... As far as Bancor-Love child could be an angel.

He knows, however, that they tell he is awful kisser afterwards and he is pissed. He doesn’t say anything though, and lets it be. The two of them are pathologic liars anyway, or so he tells himself.

7.

When he goes to Dieter dorm, Margaux is sitting at the common room and trying to read in scarce light. Hilary just waves to his cousin briefly, before leaving to his dorm.

... and returns then. He approaches the child of the threesome – the weirdest of them, he had to admit. If he is to dwell on minorities, he is something like an uncle to Margaux, but they never truly dwelled on that. They said they were cousins, or, more frequently, friends. So—

He kisses Margaux on the cheek.

“If Lily asks, it was on lips.” – he says but he can’t duck, for the strange teenager is quicker than him as he grabs the back of his head.

“That... is disgusting.” – he said and frowns, and then leaves altogether.

7. ...again

Benjamin Love is an uncle to other Love kids in school, their relationship as messed up as the Ravensdale one was. But he didn’t look it, though – it was as if saying that Benedict Bancor was older than his stepsister, Octavia Love, and that was impossible to imagine. But alas, it was true.

And he didn’t know what got into him – he was out past curfew, listening to the screams that echoed around the stone walls. Oh that’s just great. He doesn’t know how it exactly happened that Benjamin is out as well, because the Tien student was just so... good. He never broke a rule in his life, or so Hilary thought, but apparently he was wrong.

Whatever it was, he blocked his way and kissed him, for real, so he couldn’t really get away as Margaux did. Number seven, then, definitely.

8.

That of course, left him with one more person for today, and midnight was nearing – fifteen more minutes. How many people are out at this time of day anyway? Had it been some other weather, another time of year, they’d be out, sure. But it was raining so heavily you could barely hear your thoughts and yet again, screams were clear. Oh joy.

He was so caught up in his own thoughts that he barely even noticed Cassilda Louvel. She eyed him smugly, like she knew something he didn’t, and probably she did.

“If that’s not the mister Kiss-and-Run, then I am not a werewolf.” – the chuckle the girl let out was humourless, but he could tell she was amused.

“I don’t have patience for this.” – he said while rolling his eyes and approached the girl in only few strides – “I am not great fan of werewolves – disgusting, filthy creatures. But every person I’ve kissed today has been a guy, I might as well finish with one.”

Oh, no doubt that the Louvel girl has caught on the insult, if it even was one to the tomboy. But she didn’t react, mainly because he was holding her shoulders in bone-crushing grip in his attempt to have her not duck away from him.

And there goes number eight.

Wednesday

9.

“Do you mind?” – a growl sent his way and Hilary was about to turn around and tell the offending creature that yes, he did mind their presence, but it was the girl speaking to him, and he was nice to girls... most of the times. Even to girls like Augustus Ranka. Even though she did have a male name, Gus was more feminine than some others. By that he did not mean only his last night rendezvous.

“I am just trying to live and breathe, Ranka, can I not do that without you interfering?” – he asked, being positively overly dramatic. Brown eyebrow rose and amusement was evident in purple eyes.

“It’s ironic, because vampires do neither of those things.” – she commented – “Now move.”

“Sure.” – and sure, he would, but at the moment of insanity, he leaned down and kissed the Head Girl. Unlike the expectations, she said nothing for a while, and then threatened to have him roasted alive.

10.

He does not know how he came to be sitting next to Octavia Love in common rooms. He rarely ever saw around... well... other people. But there she was.

Perhaps he was high on something, which wasn’t as unlikely as one might think. Whatever it was, the insanity continued and he was pressing the girl with octopus hairstyle back into the couch, until he earned a blow that threw him into the table behind in. And in worse ways you can imagine, certainly not in passion.

There goes half a Wednesday and, more importantly, half of people he needed to kiss. Only ten more.

11.

Easier said than done, apparently. Two and a half days, and he was already being labelled, but at least it was for that stupid dare. It was a direct blow to his pride, he couldn’t just pass that up. But he couldn’t just come up to a random person and kiss them – Lily would never buy that. Maybe she should’ve done that, because there are some people he just couldn’t kiss, for fear of being castrated (but then again, Augustus Ranka and Octavia Love were of those people).

Running into Zenovia Cross was not one of this plans, but then again, he hadn’t planned other either. The girl was chatty, but he listened, because it was a girl, and he was meant to. Whatever it was, when she finished talked, he kissed her, although shortly, because she leaned back and said that no, she doesn’t kiss guys that kiss her older sister first.

12.

“Bloody hell, Aamon, it’s not even past curfew.” – he said to the large, demonic hound sitting on the corner, looking at him with blue eyes and white pupils... or well... he knew Aamon couldn’t see him – ‘See no evil, hear no evil, speak to evil’ trio that Uriel and Gabriel’s mother had, but it looked like he was looking at him anyway. The hound morphed into the young man and that was Aamon – the raven-haired demon. Teter Bauman claimed he was always this young. But then again, she also claimed he was her mother’s lover. How cheerful is it?

“I know, I just felt like going out.” – the Marquis of Hell shrugs and moves, his black cloak billowing behind him – “But the curfew is in few minutes. I would not like to have to get you to Bauman that early into the evening.”

“Can I kiss you?” – Aamon is tall, so tall that, if he did allow Hilary a kiss (doubtful), the vampire would not even have to lean down, not too much at least.

“What for?” – because of course, nobody had pure intentions, Aamon did not believe in that, or so Hilary has been told.

“I need to kiss twenty people by Friday. And it’d be cool if I kissed a demon.” – he admits, although he considered telling Aamon what he told Cassilda – ‘Oh I started out with girls, thought I could finish it like that, and since you look like one...’

This time, it is the other party that takes the initiative and Aamon pecks him on the lips.

“Now you have something to brag about, brat.” – he smirks and, instead of saying that it was not worth bragging about, Hilary flips him off.

Thursday

13.

Thirteen is unlucky number. He didn’t truly believe in that, not until now. But kissing Michelle Thornton had changed his mind.

Don’t get him wrong. Even though he was a vampire and had that darned ring that his father had insisted he wear in sunless universe, he still had weaknesses that were typical to vampires.

Arithmomania, for example. The compulsive need to count everything and know the number. It was the reason he had only one sample of everything he owned. Unlike Michelle obviously.

No, the girl had bracelets and necklaces, hair pins, with some sort of stones, maybe even pearls, and not even just one. She had many, and she kept fidgeting with them, her fingers not leaving them for more than five seconds and she kept turning them around and it bothered him because he had to know.

So that was not a real kiss either, because he spent too much time counting those, but at least it landed o her lips.

14.

Kimeta Love was, without a doubt, one of the prettiest girls of Academy, even though if she was arrogant, stuck and without a doubt, more insane than Augustus Ranka and her own cousin Octavia mashed together. What truly worried Hilary was girl’s sadism, something no doubt passed on to her through her mother, the redheaded Antonia.

But he had to admit, he did not mind kissing the blonde. Kimeta was as rough as he imagined her to be, she was demanding,  but he didn’t really care, because that was something to brag about (aside from Augustus, naturally, because that one was almost impossible to kiss).

And all was fine and well, but the girl bit his tongue when he tried to pull away, and he could feel coppery taste of blood fill his mouth. Even worse, when he pulled away she licked off the remains of his own blood from her bottom lips and suggested ‘cleaning that mess’ from his face.

15. and 16.

“So how many do you have?” – two voices echoed in his dorm and he chuckled.

“After Kimeta? I give up after Kimeta.” – he said and stuck his tongue out, the place where she bit him visible. He was pretty sure nobody has ever stitched tongue, but he was pretty sure he might have to. The girl had a bite, he had to give her that.

“That sucks. How many do you have anyway?” – the Ranka twins looked at each, the look that they often had and that just screamed ‘conspiracy’.

“Fourteen.” – he said and sighed, running a hand through his red hair. Without getting up, he proceeded to get kissed by Remus and Romulus, not sure in what order, but he knows he does get kissed.

Friday

17.

First thing, breakfast, and Lily is sitting next to Dakota Jones, even though the girl is in Dieter and Lily in Tien. He doesn’t think it strange, really, he just spies the café for people to kiss, as he needs four more, but he doesn’t think this will be a hard task. But, just in his sister spite, he gets up and taps Dakota on the shoulder.

A risky move, he knows, because Dieter girls tend to be explosive, but he leans down and kisses her while she turns around. And he also takes something sweet she had in her mouth, he doesn’t know what, but it’s on her plate as well so she wouldn’t be sorry about it anyway.

18.

Nameless is explaining something from Inhuman creature anatomy to him and he is trying to listen, he really is, but somebody is so obviously snogging on the table behind that shelf right there, and it’s annoying because he can’t concentrate. In library, really?

“Are you listening?” – the Shockwave-Black child implies and he nods.

“If you could just repeat the last sentence...” – he asks, and Nameless nods and repeats.

“That sounds so much easier than in class.” – he chuckled.

“Because you ogle around at class. But I suppose it’s easier that way – the teacher isn’t bad looking.” – obviously a joke and they both laugh just a moment before Hilary leans over the table and kisses Nameless.

“I understand you are under a dare still, but what was that for?” – the boy with multicoloured hair asks and vampire shrugs.

“Thank you or whatever.”

Because library, really.

19.

The classes are over and he is on some sort of party organized in catacombs. Even though not best place, he has to say he is having fun. Most of the time, even though people are looking at him, not sure what he is going to do at any given moment. They are waiting for him to kiss somebody else he realizes, but no new people come along. He kisses Kimeta Love again, and Dakota Jones, he even manages to sneak a peck to Augustus’ cheek, but that’s it.

Until Noll comes along. He is surprised he didn’t appear sooner. After all, he had kissed Octavia on Wednesday and now was Friday – Tobiah Nero was quicker. Noll, however, seems to find all of this amusing.

And he’s not sure if that’s so amusing once he is kissing him (and leaning slightly up, because Noll is taller even than him). But it’s a kiss, and it’s nineteenths and he doesn’t even care if he gets to twenty – he can always tell he kissed Margaux. Even if the other finds it disgusting.

20. and 5., again

He is just not sure how he can be found with Striker Louvel squeezed between himself and Gabriel Bauman, so he just decide to go along with it. He has known from before that Gabriel is not a bad kisser – he had not expected the Louvel boy to be one, because he was few years younger, but apparently that ran in the family.

Too bad truth or dare is over, he thinks, and not only that one, but Lily’s dare as well. And that’s twenty people he had kissed, three people he has kissed twice, two people he had pecked and one person he pecked instead of kissed second time. And he thinks he did damn well.

--

“You whore.” – Lily then tells him and laughs.

“Oh just because I am better kissed, Lily-dear.” – he says and Lily grumbles, but she doesn’t really speak of it anymore.

“He is nothing.” – Nina cackles, winking.

“What?” – Hilary only then realizes that she must’ve been dared as well – “Who did you kiss, harlot?”

“Four more than you did, punk, not including cousins, you idiotic moron.” – she says and sticks her tongue out.
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Word count: 3 031

And is purely crack and absolutely not canon as far as I know |D
I just felt like writing something crack-ish since I wasn't really inspired for anything more lately aha ; v ;

Hilary is, just like Faith (who happens to be his father), shameless, so I chose it would be him to kiss all those people aha
But I couldn't resist adding Nina e v e

Credits:

+ He kissed:
1. Scanlon Love who belongs to :iconchoco-chaan:
2. Ahana Thornton, who also belongs to :iconchoco-chaan:
3. Tobiah Nero who belongs to me.
4. Cenobia Cross, who belongs to :iconnyctophobiclee:
5. Gabriel Bauman who belongs to me
6. Cain OR Abel, who belong to me and :iconchoco-chaan: respectively.
7. Benjamin Love, who belongs to me.
8. Cassilda Louvel, who belongs to :iconanimegirl31:
9. Augustus Ranka, who belongs to :iconnyctophobiclee:
10. Octavia Love, who belongs to me
11. Zenovia Cross who belongs to :iconanimegirl31:
12. Aamon, who belongs to me.
13. Michelle Thornton, who belongs to :iconwelshchick1201: and :icontheluckyangel:.
14. Kimeta Love, who belongs to me.
15. and 16. Romulus and Remus Ranka, who belong to me and :iconnyctophobiclee: respectively.
17. Dakota Jones, who belongs to :iconnarcissistic-zombie:
18. Nameless Shockwave-Black, who belongs to :iconsparkytherabbit: and :iconsilverwolffurry:.
19. Noll Amsel, who belongs to :iconr-robatic:
20. Striker Louvel, who belongs to :iconmultininjawolf:.

He has pecked:
1. Cain OR Abel.
2. Margaux Ford, who belongs to :iconprincessofgamble:.
3. Augustus Ranka.

Repeated kisses:
1. Dakota Jones
2. Kimeta Love
3. Gabriel Bauman

Nina Sinclair belongs to :iconwelshchick1201:
Lily and Hilary Sinclair are mine.

Everything else belongs to me entirely ; 7 ;
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I'm ssorry, but
I wass reading thiss again, and

 "Scanlon Love was perfectly content thinking of whatever."
"but Ahana Thornton just sighed and let out something about him quitting to be a bother and pay attention in the class."
"News travel fast. Or rather, Scanlon travels fast."
"The two of them are pathologic liars anyway,"
"and he was pressing the girl with octopus hairstyle back into the couch, until he earned a blow that threw him into the table behind in."
"Noll, however, seems to find all of this amusing."
“You whore.” 

oh, evy :iconmingplz:
we've had ssuch beautiful children :iconmingtearsplz::iconmingtearsplz::iconmingtearsplz::iconmingtearsplz: